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I’m staring at your heart.” “I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… [No] Well then, please start.” “I’ll be Burger King and you be Mc Donald’s. ” “I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! ” “If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…” “If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.” “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.” “So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over? Not in my case.” “You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.” “You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.” “Are you a magician??? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.” “Are you a Snickers bar? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.” “Are you an orphanage? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox! ” “I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? ” “I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.” “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.” “I’m lost. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.” “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.” “I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.” “I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.” “I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.” “I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! ” “If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.” “If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.” “If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.” “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.” “If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.” “If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.” “If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me? I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! ” “So, you must be the reason men fall in love.” “Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel! ” “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” “You know, Dr. Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Did you just come out of oven, because you sure are hot. A damn little kid with wings shot me.” “Can you take me to the bakery? ” “Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.” “Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! ” “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? I can practically see myself in them.” “Did you fart? Cause you seem Wright for me.” “Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me? ” “I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.” “I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.” “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.” “I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.” “I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.” “I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel! ” “If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.” “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard” “If kisses were snowflakes, I” “If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.” “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ” “Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.” “Is your name Summer? ” “People call me John, but you can call me tonight.” “Pinch me. ] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.” “Put down that cupake… I wish I had the one to your heart.” “Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be? ” “Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart! : Priceless.” “The name’s Bond, James Bond” “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.” “There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.” “There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.” “There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. ” “Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Because I want to spend it with you.” “What do you want for Christmas? ” “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? ” “You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.” “You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.” “You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.” “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.” “You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart” “You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.” “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.” “You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.” “You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.” “You should be someone’s wife.” “You shouldn’t wear makeup. ” “You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.” “You wanna know what’s beautiful? I think not.” “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” “You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.” “You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.” “You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.” “You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast! And baby, I’m lost at sea.” “Your hand looks heavy. ) “It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. ” “Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle! ’cause you blew me away.” “Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.” “Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? ” “If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.” “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib! ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.” “It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. It’s because all of the light is shining on you.” “It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! It’s the motion of the ocean.” “Just where do those legs of yours end? you’re sweet enough already.” “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! ” “Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. ” “Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.” “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. ] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.” “Sorry, I can’t hold on… Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.” “There is something wrong with my cell phone. ” “You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…” “You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Read the first word again.” “You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.” “You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.” “You’re hotter than donut grease.” “You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.” “You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.” “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! Even when you are bad, you’re good” “You’re single. Let me hold it for you.” “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.” “Your lips look so lonely…. ” (As she is leaving) “Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.” (Hold out hand) “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? ”” (Point at her butt) “Pardon me, is this seat taken? Whether you’re chatting for the first time on Tinder or you’ve walked up to a girl at a bar, these corny pick up lines are a great ice breaker so are sure to get a smile at the very least but hopefully lead on to a lot more! Cause you are hot and I want s’more.” “Are you a cat? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.” “Are you my phone charger? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers” “Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart! Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.” “Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.” “Are your parents bakers? ” “Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.” “Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.” “Babe! ” “Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.” “Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.” “Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.” “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. I’m getting lost in your eyes.” “Do you have a pencil? ” “Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine! [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.” “Hello how are you? ” “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” “Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. I’m asking for is one from you.” “Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? ” “Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name? (show phone with frontcam)” “I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’! I failed.” “I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.” “I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.” “I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.” “I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.” “I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch! ” “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

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(tulips = two lips)” “If women were trophies, you’d be first place! because you’re a real jem.” “Is your dad a terrorist? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.” “Is your name daisy? ” “Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.” “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.” “Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle” “Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.” “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.” “Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.” “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. ” “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.” “There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.” “They say a girls best friend are her legs. Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.” “Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re da bomb.” “Was your dad king for a day? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” “Was your father a welder? ” “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed! ” “If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. Because you are the best a man can get.” “Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.” “Is your name “swiffer”? Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.” “It’s dark in here. It’s because all of the light is shining on you.” “It’s a new world order. ” “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I’ve already fallen for you.” “Stop, drop, and roll, baby. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.” “There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! Cause you sure have great melons.” “Was your Dad in the Air Force? You’re making the other women look really bad.” “You look beautiful today, just like every other day.” “You look cold. ” “You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.” “You look like my third wife. ” (Look at her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing? ” (Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) “Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. ” (She asks you the time) “It’s two flirty and the date’s with you and me.” (Take a photo of her) “I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like” (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) “Sorry, taking a bite out of crime.” [WHAT? ” “Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number? Because your body is really kickin’.” “Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? [No] Wink.” “Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.” “Do you like jewels? Because I like you a latte.” “Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? I’ll be your man.” “Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all! [No] Cause you’re America’s Finest” “Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit! You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.” “Hey, don’t I know you? ” “Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.” “Hey, I’m new in town.” “Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam! ” “Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.” “Hi, my name is Doug. ” “I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.” “I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.” “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?Cause I wanna give you kids.” “Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.” “Are you busy tonight at am? ” “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” “Can I have directions? ] To your heart.” “Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? ” “Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.” “Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.” “Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.” “Could you please step away from the bar? ” “Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! ” “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship? ” “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.” “I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! ” “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? ” “Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb! ] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.” “Were do you hide your wings? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.” “Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.” “What are you doing for the rest of your life? Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong? She’ll call you ‘Mommy.'” “Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.” “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.” “Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.” “Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.” “Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. So today is July 4, 2010, at pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.” (Excuse me?

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