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She’ll call you ‘Mommy.'” “Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.” “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.” “Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.” “Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.” “Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. So today is July 4, 2010, at pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.” (Excuse me?