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I just burped.” ― Various, “A large family were going to have Thanksgiving dinner together.The two grandmas of the family were sick of people eating the pudding the night before, so they hatched a plan: They put BB-gun pellets in the pudding so they could see who ate it. She went down fine but came up with a hole going right through her tongue and out the side of her mouth!
"I want you to take my husband's teeth out.” ― Various, “were having a big argument at breakfast. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars.