Oh your dating my ex quotes
Mettaton EX sprite for the dating sim: What did you do for your first date? Everything went great and we had a good time, even with me being sick and miserable for half of it. Originally posted by jitonic word count: It will eat away at me forever. This is my new favorite picture because we look damn good for having just spent seven hours out in the hot sun, eating all the food, riding all the rides. One time I dropped acid and it was great for awhile but turns out it was synthetic and I almost died. In case of trademark issues please contact the domain owner directly (contact information can be found in whois).Best 87 Funny ex boyfriend or funny ex girlfriend quotes with images Here is a collection of ex boyfriend quotes or funny ex girlfriend quotes to help you pass your day and give a good love about the to move on after a relationship ends, Enjoy our funny ex quotes.”67.“There’s nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend.”68.“They always come back, especially when you’ve moved on.”69.“To save face, it’s better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.” ― Anthony Liccione70.“Today is national animal day.
I wish for nothing but the best for them tbh.”31.“I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes39.“If your ex texts you saying “I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.”40.“I’m in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you’ve ever had.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes41.“I’m not crying because of you; you’re not worth it, I’m crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are.”42.“Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. ” ― Mean Girls43.“It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.”44.“It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes45.“It may seem as the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it was actually my two brothers.”48.“My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge.” ― The Notebook46.“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. So I poked her.”49.“My EX had one very annoying habit. We’re just strangers with some memories.”53.“My ex? Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”54.“My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.”55.“Never be upset if you see your ex with someone else, because your parents taught you to give your used toys to the less fortunate.”56.“Never go back to an old love.Breathing.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes50.“My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes51.“My ex wasn’t an asshole. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…”57.“Never let an old flame burn you twice.”58.“Oh you’re dating my ex?
Cool, i’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too? I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.”60.“Oh, you’re the ex?
I better change that and text her.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes18.“EX means: Thanks for the Experience…our time has EXpired…Now EXit my life.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes19.“Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work… Too late.”22.“I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.” ― Jasper Fforde,funny ex boyfriend quotes23.“I couldn’t help but notice that I’m much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.”24.“I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes25.“I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. ”26.“I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes27.“I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.”28.“I love meeting my Ex’s new boyfriend and thinking, ‘Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.’”,funny ex boyfriend quotes29.“I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor.