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The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man looked away and turned red. Two hunters in deer camp woke up in the middle of the night. “Fire three shots up in the air, every hour on the hour” says the other. Do you know how to tell if your boyfriend is geting fat? My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung? Q: Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis? Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. With the benefit of hindsight, a more realistic contest would be as follows: If you, having read this list of jokes, can honestly say that there was one in there that you had not heard before, we, at GOLF Magazine, will give you a life, because you obviously do not have one.Either that, or you are just visiting Earth to pick up Mc Cord for his annual alien probing.On a positive note, at least this little experiment might serve as notice to all those well-meaning folks who assail me wherever I go with the immortal, "Stop me if...," which is as far as I should ever let them get. [Editor's Note: Thanks to the thousands who sent in their favorite jokes.Unfortunately, those thousands sent in the same dozen or so over and over and over.

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